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Hello Seahorse! — Me Has Olvidado

First Day of Summer Vacation

Brother:

What did you do when you woke up?

Me:

Online shopping...

Brother:

Oh...I would've gone for a walk or something...

Me:

Yeah...but I got caught up with the clothes...

A Case of Exhibitionism

Michael was a 26-year-old, handsome, boyish-looking married male with a 3-year-old daughter. He had spent about one-quarter of his life in reform school and in prison. As an adolescent, he had been a fire-setter. As a young adult, he had begun to expose himself. He came to the clinic without his wife’s knowledge because he was exposing himself more and more often—up to three times a day—and he was afraid that he would eventually be arrested and thrown into prison again.

Michael said he liked sex with his wife, but it wasn’t as exciting as exposing himself. He couldn’t prevent his exhibitionism, especially now, when he was between jobs and worried about where the family’s next month’s rent was coming from. He loved his daughter more than anything and couldn’t stand the thought of being separated from her.

Michael’s method of operation was as follows: He would look for slender adolescent females, usually near the junior high school and the senior high school. He would take his penis out of his pants and play with it while he drove up to a girl or a small group of girls. He would lower the car window, continuing to play with himself, and ask them for directions. Sometimes the girls didn’t see his penis. That was okay. Sometimes they saw and didn’t react. That was okay, too. When they saw it and became flustered and afraid, that was best of all. He would start to masturbate harder, and now and then he managed to ejaculate before the girls had departed. 

Michael’s history was unsettled. His father had left home before he was born, and his mother had drunk heavily. He was in and out of foster homes throughout his childhood. Before he was 10 years old, he was involved in sexual activities with neighborhood boys. Now and then the boys also forced neighborhood girls to petting, and Michael had mixed feelings when girls got upset. He felt bad for them, but he also enjoyed it. A couple of time girls seemed horrified at the sight of his penis, and it made him “really feel like a man. To see that look, you know, with a girl , not woman, but a girl—a slender girl, that’s what I’m after.”

“You can’t keep hanging on to all that’s dead and gone.”

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